Sweet Surrender

"I keep reminiscing of those past events.. Maybe its better they don't know. Why does it keep haunting me?"

carryonmywaywardsuperwholockian:

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.

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— 1 hour ago with 134910 notes
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deucalio:

johnnybuiii:

"I’mma just take a sip okay?"

is that fuckin puppy scooby doo

If the owner of this dog is not dressed like Shaggy I am going to feel personally cheated and victimised by cold reality…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deucalio:

johnnybuiii:

"I’mma just take a sip okay?"

is that fuckin puppy scooby doo

If the owner of this dog is not dressed like Shaggy I am going to feel personally cheated and victimised by cold reality…

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— 1 hour ago with 129417 notes

scottydelgados:

okay but what if werewolves arent really werewolves until puberty, like they have some of the senses and stuff when they’re kids but they dont shift until they’re 13 and it’s a really weird time in their lives because there’s instincts and it’s like that feeling you get when you suddenly have to run up the basement stairs, except it’s all the time and everywhere

and when derek turns 13 nothing really happens

"but it’s ok because some wolves are late bloomers, look at your uncle peter - or dont look at peter, derek please dont cry im sorry, this is why your mom should have this talk with you"

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johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

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lukeb52:

dj-n0te:

in-love-with-my-bed:

ur-all-rly-gay-tbh-bye:

diamondpure:

thestonedscriptures:

thelokiclub:

youaregoodandlovely:

Those windows should be boarded up.

And the lights should be off
Rookie mistakes.

They wont make it 

SHUT UP STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE SO SMART AND SUPERIOR ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WONT HAPPEN

you know what we call people that that attitude?
potential zombies

"there are two kinds of people in the world. those that have a plan for when the zombies take over the earth, and those that don’t. we call those last people dinner” -Dexter Grif

If this ever happens I will put treadmills all around my house.

Genius^^^

lukeb52:

dj-n0te:

in-love-with-my-bed:

ur-all-rly-gay-tbh-bye:

diamondpure:

thestonedscriptures:

thelokiclub:

youaregoodandlovely:

Those windows should be boarded up.

And the lights should be off

Rookie mistakes.

They wont make it 

SHUT UP STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE SO SMART AND SUPERIOR ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WONT HAPPEN

you know what we call people that that attitude?

potential zombies

"there are two kinds of people in the world. those that have a plan for when the zombies take over the earth, and those that don’t. we call those last people dinner” -Dexter Grif

If this ever happens I will put treadmills all around my house.

Genius^^^

(Source: g-loomy)

— 11 hours ago with 148760 notes