Sickening Truth
  • lynzave:

    today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

    I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

    (via humorking)

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  • (Source: teen-wolf)

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  • elegancea:

    Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

    (via slomps)

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  • f o c u s  on my

                       ǝ ɔ ᴉ o ʌ

    (Source: dylans-obrien, via dylans-obrien)

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  • foodchewer:

    secretlifeofawasian:

    foodchewer:

    just got my first boner

    Congratulations

    thanks it was hard

    (via troyes-lip-ring)

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  • troylerisfrantastic:

    When Troye and Tyler get together.

    (via the-troyler-phan)

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  • fvming:

    "You don’t have many followers"

    Jesus only had 12

    (Source: fvming, via asvprock)

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  • (Source: ash-ofpallet, via 2chalns)

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  • karla-world:

    I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

    (via the-troyler-phan)

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  • premas:

    HER FUCKING VOICE GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

    (Source: sailorkunt, via 2chalns)

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